Star struck

- Pssst, pssst.
- What?
- Do you know Max Ellis?
- Our paths may have crossed, why?
- It's the greys, you know the stunt guys, I was wondering, an introduction maybe - I can do a few stunts myself.
- Like what?
- Chase round trees and there're these hands, monster hands.
- But you have to do things, not just stand there.
- I can, honest, but those guys earn serious peanut butter.
- Yup, they've made it big - pump iron, do magic tricks, wear funny hats. It's a grey thing and you're the country cousin, you just couldn't cut it in the city. Do you have an agent? No? That's too bad. 
- My dad knew Beatrix Potter.
- Don't call us, we'll call you.
- Tufty club?
- Bye.