Flasher Mac

As I ventured out tonite with the hound in tow, I sensed precipitation in the air. I returned home to avail myself of a certain black mac, and left to a song made up by CC about flasher macs. Impudence!

On said walk, it promptly hammered it down. Poppy was delighted (...) & kept running at great speed from tree to tree for cover. I was wearing my rain mac (FM) & was just fine & dandy.

It was a warm night & of course macs can be so tiresomely warm so I took the opportunity before leaving home to remove all my clothes bar my string vest and nipple protectors.

I'm writing this blip from the local police station...

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