Cramp

Jackie Myles (Junior) of Musselburgh Athletic gets treatment in the closing stages of today's Junior Cup final against Auchinleck Talbot. 

We used to play a game in the Scouts called "Port, Starboard, Bow, Stern" and when the Scoutmaster shouted "submarines" you had to pretend to be a submarine by lying on your back with your leg in the air. Seeing footballers getting treatment for cramp in this way always reminds me of "submarines". Some might say the Talbot player who gained the winning penalty was also reminiscent of a submarine diving...