Celebratory potion

Our dear lovely friends, who had the temerity to move to Yorkshire earlier this year, have had another baby.

This amateur perfumer decided that she simply must make a celebratory scent for mum in honour of the new arrival and insisted on compiling ingredients which I'm reluctant to share lest that Estée bloody Lauder nicks her idea and it goes into mass production. But share I shall:

No tangles conditioner, mouthwash, tea tree oil soap and rose petals.

Poor elle. Poor homme ... ahem ... ;)

If only blip was scratch n sniff...