That's my Christmas present sorted!

You know you've arrived when you get a commemorative plate!
In that case I don't think I want to arrive.

I can't think of anything more grotesque to have hanging on my wall. Especially as they've missed off my 2 favourite Steeevieee Geeee memories.
Falling flat on his arse at Goodison in my 1st Derby win.
And that slip that won the league last season.
Ahh happy memories...


* I can actually think of plenty of more grotesque things to have on my wall...but that doesn't sound as good.