Naughty but Nice

He bullies his brother, he belches VERY loudly, has the most awful wind and I have to wipe his bottom sometimes.
The postman is terrified of him , he hits the cupboard with his paw when he wants a treat and he still chews the same toy that he's had since he was six weeks old.

I had another mad dream last night, I woke sometime in the night thinking, I must remember this. Alas, I have forgotten.