Cockchafer beetle

We've seen lots of these massive beetles around the house recently. We were worried they might be cockroaches, but Dave has classified them for us and they're harmless. Phew.
Shopping in Yeovil this morning. Frustrated by no clothes fitting me. Might need to start making my own! Feeling really bunged up and not well. Slept most if afternoon. Meant to be at work tomorrow but will see how I feel.