Thank you...

...so much for this beautiful new tablecloth you have put here for me to sit on. What do you mean that it's not for me...

By the way there is something I would like to bring to your attention...

Look over here. What is that? A hard plastic green garden chair it looks like to me. Please explain to me what happened to my nice comfy wicker chair...

No, no it wasn't me that used the wicker chair as a scratching post, that made it fall apart, it was that white cat. Honestly...