On Kipper Pond

A phone snap of m'wee skiff sat on the pond.  

The neighbour baby came for a look see today. Her name's Chloe, but we all call her The Angela cos she's so sweet. She wanders up and down the street picking everyone's flowers (the cretin!). 

Anyway, her Mum shrieked when she saw the wee skiff and The Angela jumped with fright and fell in!  Her mam grabbed the strap of her summer pantaloon outfit and it tore off!  So her mam went for the collar.  Well that did the trick.  Out comes The Angela, a spluttering heap of rags.  And then she shrieked too!  But not about m'wee skiff.  

She won't be back picking my flowers too soon.