Narrow escape

It's a good thing that the Guardian of Lives (Garda Tarattata in Oirish) does not supplement his meagre wages by also joining the Fashion Brigade.

Or else Mr-Black-Socks-Black-Speedos-Brown-Leather-Shoes would have spent the night in the slammer.

It is a well know fact that with black speedos and black socks, one has the good taste to wear black leather shoes...