Itchy and Scratchy??

Dylan: And where were they yesterday?
Bandit: They went into Aberdeen to see their son running in a 10 K race.
Dylan: So how did he get on?
Bandit: Very well. He had a PB.
Dylan: What! A Pee behind the Bushes!
Bandit: No Dylan! A Personal Best time.
Dylan: Oh, very good. So what are they up to day?
Bandit: Well, at night, they're going out to the local Indian restaurant for a buffet with friends.
Dylan: They don't usually eat out on a Monday!
Bandit: Ah, but this is special. The owners of the Four C's are giving all the proceeds to the Nepal Earthquake fund.
Dylan: That's an excellent cause.


I think this is one of the most dramatic songs ever.