Take three things:

A force 10 gale

The sea

Gannets plunging like giant white arrows into the waves



Add one nutter with a camera daft enough to jump out of the car and attempt to stand still enough to take an out of focus picture which constantly missed the big burds at the point where the actually hit the water and you get:


a not as spectacular as it could have been picture

tears running down your face

a red nose and rosy cheeks that the jolly old elf would be proud of

odd looks from those that drive by in their cosy cars

the breath sucked out of your lungs


and


you get to laugh at the gods for being crazy enough to think a blipper wouldn't dare the wind!