Queen For A Day?

Having won an outright majority at the election, the Tories have wasted no time in trying to reduce unemployment further by going up market with their new Apprenticeship Taster Days!

Rumours are that an elderly gent with big ears and a tendency to talk to plants was first in the queue.

The full sign is my extra photo: I was tempted by the opportunity to "Hair Up" - just to find out what this new and somewhat disturbing verb and concept involved! mind you, I was on my way back from a pub lunch with Tess's Dad when we saw this.