Pheasant in the Phield

Phoolish, phunny pheasant,
you're not the brightest bird,
and your sudden phrantic skreaking
is the phrightfullest I've heard.

But your phinely glossy pheathers
are so colourful and bright;
phumbling phootslog pheasant
you look best in phlapping phlight.

© Celia Warren 2015