Rafstar99

By Rafstar99

Alternate view from the bog

If we look over our shoulder and out of the window you should be able to peek over into next doors garden. There's never anything going on, no one lives there anymore. But that's good because we've had some pretty dodgy neighbours in the past.

Today at school I had media studies In the morning. And then rest all day after (get In lad!). ButI had to fit some time in for physio and walks. And then when I got home I did more physio!
And now for a bit of toilet humour

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish downtown Toronto building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, £150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, £200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says...........
"Broccoli 49 pence an ounce"

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