Cheese Bitches

The most surreal evening ever - Kerry had Tourette's, I think we all got told off for throwing things at each other, we sort of took part in some kind of wine tasting, narrowly avoided a terrifying toilet situation, knee slides went wrong, caterpillars were exceptional, involuntary chair dancing and wondering where we were and what the f*ck was happening for most of the night. Usual village night out then.

In other news, earlier today madds was delighted with the news that she could have biscuits after tea.
Madds: "BOOM! Happy Tuesday!"
Jamie: "it's Saturday maddy"
Madds (disgusted): "that's so not what it's about"