Gt American traditions Vol 4

'He's french he's flash he's shagging Leslie ash' as they used to sing when Eric Cantona played at Leeds.

It's Green its a Lada it breaks down quicker than a marriage in Nevada, as they never sing anywhere.

Nevada has famously lax laws governing tax, wedding and divorce at one time considered capital of both.

mrs Dandy has refused again, (she can't drive)