All Day, Every Day

... there is someone outside the pub having a fag or on the phone.

I had a seriously embarrassing moment today. I was chatting on my phone while walking to catch my train home, and needed to check the time to see if I had to run. I've not had a watch all year so I've been using my phone instead. So, there I was, checking all my pockets, trying to find the damn thing, getting worried that I'd left it at the office, while all the time I was actually talking into it. That sums up my state of mind at the moment. Perhaps it's not surprising that I'm struggling with the software right now!