Ukranian hunting Spider

My Ukranian hunting spider sense is tingling.

Wife found me a spider in the garden which is good because nothing really turned out according to plan today.  

I know that's not his nose but if you stare into his two biggest eyes just below looks like a nose and makes him look like a spaniel.  Like Sweep of Sooty and Sweep if he'd been in the movie the fly only it had been about a spider in the matter transporter with him.