What happens on the 7th May??

Bandit: Only five days to go.
Dylan: Five days to what?
Bandit: To the election Dylan.
Dylan: Oh, that!
Bandit: Have you seen any of the debates?
Dylan: Pretty boring I think. All the same things - austerity, red line issues, the National Health etc. Nothing about rights for rabbits!
Bandit: Still, that Nicola Sturgeon seems to have made quite an impression.
Dylan: Speaking of Miss Sturgeon, did you hear what happened to "his" wife this week?
Bandit: No
Dylan: Well, she was showing some big shot from an oil company round Peterhead and they started speaking about the election. One of them asked her what she thought of Sturgeon and do you know what she said?
Bandit: No idea
Dylan: She said, "I don't eat fish, I'm a vegetarian!"
Bandit: And I thought "he" was the stupid one!!!

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