Fernando at Spey Bay

Am feeling quite irate at Fernando. After a nice early evening road trip to Spey Bay we've had an absolute mare getting it up. It's still nae right turns out a level pitch is needed for effective Fernando erection. And the campsite is probably the second quietest we have ever been on. Cue reminiscing about our pre kids camping tour of the west coast of Eire. One night we were the only folk on a campsite ( we think Kenmare) and we had to get punts from the campsite man for the showers as they hadn't converted them to euro.
We've had some Pasta'n'Sauce for tea, another pre kids reminiscence. Not as good as I remember, quite bland! Probably as we put loads of chilli in pasta now- Bhasker has turned us.
It's pretty chilly here on the moray coast. I may have to get drunk tomorrow.