The tiger that came to tea

Actually, I think it was a monkey.  It kept saying 'banana' every other word, was bouncing all over the place and made lot of 'ooh ooh ooh' noises when I got out the Tunnocks bars.

My favourite comment was, "I wish you had Monster Munch, I like Monster Munch"

D'ya know, no pleasing some monkeys!  ;)