Wardrobe Malfunction

I bought some classy linen trousers in a charity shop and had them dry-cleaned as per the instructions. I wore them for the first time today. When I arrived at work I discovered they had generally disintegrated with some substantial tears in the bot area. Luckily I had a wrap which I have been wearing in piratical style round my middle until I could buy a new skirt at lunchtime.

I'm going to backblip a bit. One of them might be worth looking at.