The Full Monty

Yesterday, praising the butler's labouring in the garden but disagreeing with his claim to be another Monty Don, I pointed out that Monty did not wear gardening gloves but emphatically wore braces on his high waisted gardening keggs.  

Asked for it, didn't I?

Still no curls tho'

Oh no ...... not a perm?!!!!   I take it back.