Bright shiny things

Hello everybody,

My name is Puggle, and I'm an addict.

I like bright shiny useless things.

Take these toy cars. I have no use for them.

But they're little and bright and shiny and green.

And after a long day driving a computer, I am positively mesmerized by the allure of metallic green. They're so pretty under the shop lights.

Resistance. Is. Useless.