Field of Nightmares.

You always remember your first game.

Unfortunately, for our godson, we chose the game that was boycotted by many thousands of fans. Unfortunately, The Toon were extraordinarily pish (even for this extraordinarily pish season) and they got stuffed out of sight. Unfortunately, we managed to miss Newcastle's only goal due to my ineptitude at buying hot chocolates. Unfortunately, the chap behind us used the c-word liberally and without prejudice.

Fortunately, Obertan provided us with the opportunity to laugh out loud on a regular basis.
And, fortunately for our godson, he had already decided that he will be a Man Utd fan.