Terra dactyl deposite

This weekend I decided to finally clean my car. I mean, it was getting embarrassing. I've had to wipe the rear number plate 3 times over the last few weeks so that the letters are visible!

So it was a bit of pride that I cruised into Southend today with the shiniest of shiny cars, only to find that something the size of a terra dactyl had had become very startled right above my car.........