Fat sausage

So today I was going to take a great black and white water blip, had it all planned out of this mirror that is streaming with water is in this cafe where I lead an English conversation club. Sadly I left and forgot! Disaster! So instead here is me cuddling the cat who does not really want to be cuddled. I don't really like cats but this cat is different I don't know why? It's called shpikatch which is the name of a type of salami that comes in a fat roll. Basically he got really fat but now he's slimmed down a little. Either way here you go.