There's no place like.....

... HOME.

I want to be at home. But I have just been bumped up to two sessions per week with my trainer. So that's the only place I'm going any time soon.

Seeing as they are neither ruby, nor dressy shoes, and life is not like movies, I doubt clicking them together and saying "there's no place like home"  will have any desired outcome.

Might end up with me in a psych ward though.

With a bed.

And a telly.

...... Close enough.