"jweep." ..."oo-eek."

"jweep." ..."oo-eek."  that's how wood ducks order a red-eye at Starbucks.

Here is the only wood duck Joke I know:
A cop pulls over a wood duck and says, "Your eyes are  red. Have you been drinking?"
The wood duck  replies. "Your eyes are  glazed -- have you been eating doughnuts?"