Shall i tell you a story?

Saw David Gandy in M & S this morning, and he offered to read me a story if you believe that you'll believe anything     The real story is , they hired him to advertise their  menswear collections, and paid him a huge amount of money to do so.  The first adverts  featured him wearing only his undies, and the photos were shown on the underground, and the buses in London. Sales of the undies went  through the roof. This shows him wearing more,  and in my opinion, looking better for it. 
Now back to the real world, we did the food shop, and then went for a  coffee and a snack. I left J finishing his coffee, while i went to visit the ladies. That is when i took this photo. J wanted to know what had taken me so long!