Charlie O'Marley

McFarley McBarley McFoo, to give his full title.  Or "Piss Off Cat!" as he is generally known.

A cat of arseholic proportions, who when not attempting to kill you by winding round your ankles at the top of the stairs, tries to crush you with his gargantuan girth whenever you sit down.  However, the sun is out, so I doubt I will see him until dinner time.




Yes, I have three cats.
No, I am not single.
Yes, I am *that* crazy.