Classroom moments post #2

My students call their stuffed animals their babies. So this is usually what happens during naptime:

Me (sees a student playing with their animals instead of napping): IF YOU DONT SLEEP NOW I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR BABIES AWAY. SLEEP. NOW.

I sound like a cruel murderer.




Students see me taking my Invisalign braces off.
Student: Ms. C is taking all her teeth off!!!
Me: please don't tell your parents that...



Student: Ms. C, I just had a nightmare that a dinosaur was chasing me and I almost got eaten. It was scary!
Me: (accidentally laughed a little)
Student: IT'S NOT FUNNY. (cries a little)

Oops...


Student: I can see 3 fairies flying around.
Me: haha are you playing fairy princess?
Student: no. I. See. Them. (stares at me intensely)
Me: uh... Ok... Go... Do your work...



A student meets my brother after school. After saying hi, I take her back to the playground.
Student: that was your brother?
Me: yep.
Student: but you don't look like a sister. Youre a teacher!



Student: how many kids do you have Ms. C?
Me: none actually haha I'm not married too!
Students: but you're OLDDDDD!

PLEASE.