Does my bum look big in this?

Something got madams attention and she was relentless to get to 'it'. So there she was half burried in foliage, and there I was on hands and knees peering into the greenery. After telling her three times there was nothing there she was still having none of it! So once more into the greenery I ventured and there it was .... Wedged right at the back of the hedge probably since last winter ... An old mini football! Yup, the relentless collie was right!
I wouldn't mind but of the scores of available toys her doggy senses had tuned into this once lost toy!