I'M A....

....Gnu,
A g-nother gnu,
I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you,
I'm a Gnu,
How do you do,
You really ought to k-now w-ho's w-hoo
I'm a Gnu,
Spelt G-N-U,
Call me Bison or Okapi and I'll sue,
G-nor am I the least like that dreadful Hartebeest
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no,
G-no g-no g-no,
I'm a Gnu
G-no g-no g-no,
I'm a Gnu"

Forgive flippancy - sad news - sorry to report - that little baby blackbird popped his clogs last night :o(

Don't know if it was the frost or -
"Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried
"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!"

Poor little bugger :o(

At least Pushkin was innocent...