A couple of days ago, my sister informed me that they'd been invited for a BBQ tea with mum & dad tonight. Had they? Where was my invite? OK, I'd originally told my sister I had plans for today but as they'd been altered I decided to invite myself along.

My nephews are always willing blip subjects, they're also willing to throw footballs straight at their Auntie, run across their Auntie as she lies on the floor and eat all of their Auntie's cherry tomatoes.