Doll soup.

I got a job lot of damaged and faulty Monster High dolls on ebay for not very much money at all :) Course I can't actually touch them until they've been properly cleaned and disinfected, hence the doll soup here. Because clearly I'm not weird enough!

mum - what on earth are you going to do with all of those?
me - stuff...
mum - what stuff?
me - stuff, stuff...
mum - you are almost 40!
me - so?

Apparently the surly teenager comes out in me when challenged.