Exert from the Daily Pun

Boy Pecked to Death by Giant Chicken

Today in a horrific attack, a school boy today came to a fowl end...

No one knows eggactly how it happened.

Police have no suspects to put before the beak.

A police spokesman said that "this was a cheep attack."

The chances of apprehending the bird are said to be poultry.

Here ends today's news