While You Were Out

Dear Ms. White, you were absent today so I decided to take it upon myself to show you what you missed. The talk of the school today is Logan’s new hair-do or face-do rather. She has decided to show her patriotism for the US by having extensions implanted along her jaw line as well as above her upper lip. However, Logan didn’t stop there! She had a New York hair salon professional custom dye and mold the extensions until they resembled a US flag pattern. Everyone who has seen Logan’s facial masterpiece or “bearder-piece” has fallen in love with it. The multicolored work of art gorgeously compliments her eyes and really makes a statement about her love for the United States. Tri-valley is in complete awe of her fashion statement! President Obama even called the school to award her the accolade of “Redneck Approved!” Logan is handling all of the recognitions she is receiving in an exceptionally humble manner. She had no idea that one patriotic fashion statement would cause such an uproar on a Friday morning! Despite the attention, Logan is keeping a smile on her face. She believes you, along with the rest of the teaching staff, should mimic her fashion statement and start a trend. This is what happened while you were out.