Bombproof Boris

Well...not quite as bombproof as we thought. He came home limping 3 weeks ago...long story cut, cat box, vet, scruffed to examine, a few close shaves with vet moving back faster than a spitting cobra, puncture wound from a cat or dog, anaesthetic, X-ray, broken bone in foot, Metacalm.
Vets instruction to keep him in for a week! That most definitely is never going to happen (said he from his cat box on the way home!) On the mend slowly, but no, you're not bombproof Boris, even though you might think you are!