A broad broad, abroad!

Help! I've been kidnapped!

For the last fortnight, I've been telling everyone that I was going to a wee cottage near Whitley Bay for a break.

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that I'm actually somewhere in the vicinity of Whitby in North Yorkshire!

A huge ransom is being demanded for my release....if you could just pop a few quid into my the kidnapper's account, I'd be obliged...