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News of first successful moustache transplant

It has just been announced that a MrJohn has received the first successful moustache transplant after a ten hour operation in the Ilkley Hospital for Follicular Ailments.

Speaking earlier today a somewhat pale MrJohn, who had lost his moustache earlier this week in a Blipfoto event that had gone tragically wrong,  spoke of his enormous debt to Wing Commander Binky Anstruther, the moustache donor.

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