This Tulip...

... is NOT upside down.  It is in fact unwell, bereft of water whilst we have been away, it has chosen to droop through a distinct lack of water.

I blame the owner.

On other news, the Police have now given me a crime number so I can claim for the stolen iPhone on the insurance.

Darn shame there appears not to be any cover for theft.  There would have been of course if I had been a buffoon and simply lost my phone. But not when one is bloody well stolen.

Note to self.  Get insurance.  Expensive weekend.

On other other news.  My dear old Skoda is now clean inside and out and ready for sale!