the cat ate my homework

I made a chocolate cheesecake as we had friends over for dinner. The cat ate it.

Ant made Indian spiced meatballs and accompanying curry with various yummy sides. Guess what? The cat ate it.

Guests at door, spicy raw meat and creamy chocolate combo within the blasted cat.... it seemed the only option was to curry the cat. We didn't. We probably should have done.

Quick bath before bed and I felt like Eve's little starfish was enjoying the joke.