Squeal, whine, chirp, bang

Squeal, whine, chirp, bang. Squeal, whine, chirp, bang. Squeal, whine, chirp, bang. That's the noise a Vauxhall Monaro VXR500 makes.

That's also pretty much all you need to know about it other than it is one of the most ridiculously pointless cars I've driven this year. 

I loved it.