Little beetle

I thought he was dead, but he was sunbathing.

No fights at the wedding party last night. I nearly came to blows with Roy, I didn't realise until we arrived at the party that he had is old black golf trousers on, not only that, he had his short golf socks on with a black pair of shoes, so every time he crossed his legs he showed a bit of leg, I was not pleased. On top of that, he had downed a couple of glasses of red wine, on an empty stomach, I found him at the bar ordering a pernod and sprite, he was about to start drinking it, but I took it off him, told him to go and get some food, and slow down on the drinking, as I didn't want him drunk. I kept moving the pernod out of his way, and made sure he didn't have any more. We left at 10pm, we were all sat outside and the midges were taking huge chunks out of us.

When we arrived home he wanted to watch the cricket highlights, I'd recorded them, but as I was also recording CSI NY I wouldn't let him put the tv on, so we sat in silence. He eventually watched the cricket then went to bed, I stayed up and had a drink.

This morning I asked him why he had put his old golf trousers on, he replied, "as we would be sitting outside he didn't want to put his good trousers on and ruin them!!!!" Enough said!!