Overheard conversation

"Hello? Yes, I'm at the rugby fête. Hallhill. What? Oh, you know, the usual stuff; bouncy castles, tombola, beat the goalie. Yeah, a pretty good laugh. To be honest, I'm off my face on fizzy drinks, sweets and ice cream. I must say there's some excellent bric-a-brac here, though. Quality stuff. Mum's running the stall, and she says this is my new mobile phone."