I NEEB You. NEEB?

All this Blipping speculation had played havok with my spelling and my ability to write on my own face the right way round. By the looks of things  my focussing leaves a lot to be desired now too.

Even my make-up and glittering's gone down the swanny.

What the hey's going on?! Someone help me please, I don't even know how to back up my sodding blips! And has anyone seen the very weird questions that have appeared on the forums today?