Mam's face was a picture when I brought the fish and chips in.
Keeping her happy for when we are away.

I have a number of theories about the way the Blip top table have disappeared:
1. Went to USA and fell in the Bermuda triangle.
2. Litigation forces silence.
3. Grumpy blippers got the better of them.

I do hope they are all okay and we are not on the Bliptanic and heading for an iceberg.

It's funny, when you don't know anything you just make it up. Just like life really.