Selfie - Make Your Face Funny for Money

A bit better than the red nose that I had for the first Red Nose Day in 1988.  The organisers totally underestimated the numbers of red noses that would be required and sold out.  I decided that if I couldn't buy one, I'd make one - so found an old Ping Pong Ball and a bit of elastic then bought a cheap jar of red nail varnish.  A friend and I assembled the homemade noses and wore them to work.  It was only some hours after putting on the noses that we realised we both had headaches from the nail varnish fumes.